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Difference
Between Monkey &
Donkey
What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…
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Love Of all the
Friends
Love Of all the friends I've ever
met.Your the one I won't forget.
And if I die
before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait for
you. |
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Wife is a “Received” call
Wife is a “Received” call;
Girlfriend is “Dialled”
call;
Sali is “Missed” call
Love is “Waiting” call;
BUT
Friendship is “Fevicol”
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U
R 100% Beautiful
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe
these words…
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What is
Sweet but not Honey
What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wne???
Its….MY FRIENDSHIP!!!
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Wishing U
Wishing u…..
G Morning O Afternoon O
Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money…
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It's The One Who
Won't Be Taken
It's the one who won't be
taken,
who can not
seem to give.
It's the soul afraid of
dying ...
That never
learns to live
It's the dream afraid of
waking,
that never takes
the change.
It's the heart afraid of
breaking ... that never
learns to dance.
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Those Who Live in Ones Heart
I have a new
Kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move.!
steady.!
smile.!
ready.!
click.!
ohh ho..!
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap !!!
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The More You
Study
The more you study.
The more you
know.
The more you know.
The more you forget.
The more you forget.
The less you know. So why
study? |
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If You Are in
Trouble
If you are in trouble, If you
need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm
your friend!
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to
smile myself, because I like you, you're my
friend!!! |
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How Women Think About
Sex
How women think about sex:
At 8
ignore it,
Age 18 experience it,
Age 28 look 4
it,
Age 38 ask 4 it,
Age 48 beg 4 it,
Age 58 pay 4
it,
Age 68 pray it,
Age 78 4get it
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Doctor’s Prescription
Doctor’s prescription 4u.
A cute little smile 4breakfast.
More laughs 4lunch.
Lots of happiness 4dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.
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